Posts tagged fun
Your job description by the date you joined Twitter
Jul 23rd
When did you join Twitter? I joined on 29 January 2007 and according to the graph below from Refinedgeek.com, I am an Futurist/Innovator.
What about you – does it match your job description? Here’s an easy way to check your Twitter join date.
via Krumel
Prieteni ai paharului
Jun 29th
Nu, nu este vorba de amicii lui Bahus, asa cum am crezut si eu – ci de o campanie inedita de …de… mai bine va las sa o vedeti 
Unde si-a petrecut colegul meu weekend-ul?
Mar 26th
De cateva zile subiectul principal de discutie cu colegii mei romani din Sofia este “Unde si-a petrecut colegul nostru weekend-ul?”.
Sa va spun despre ce e vorba – weekend-ul trecut – 20-22 Martie, un mult prea simpatic coleg a fugeat din Sofia pt o mica escapada (amoroasa, speram noi, pt binele lui). Nu vrea sa ne spuna unde a fost nici mort si adevarul este ca treaba asta a adus un nou platou pe masa de discutii care oricum nu fusese un festin pana atunci. 
Totusi – unde a fost?
Nu ne spune unde a fost dar avem totusi cateva indicii:
- a fost plecat, in total, 66 ore – calculate din momentul in care a parasit apartamentul din Sofia si momentul in care s-a intors in acelasi loc
- pe drum a petrecut aproximativ 32 ore, dus-intors
- a plecat undeva Joi foarte tarziu in noapte sau Vineri foarte de dimineata si s-a intors Duminica seara in Sofia
- de la Sofia a avut escala la Munchen unde a asteptat cca 5 ore. Aici s-a intalnit cu o persoana de sex feminin, venita din Bucuresti
- insotitoarea sa a venit cu un avion care a avut intarziere – a ajuns cu o ora inainte sa le plece escala
- au zburat apoi mai departe catre destinatia misterioasa cu o cursa Lufthansa
- au mai folosit inca un mijloc de transport pt a ajunge
Despre destinatie:
- este intr-o tara de pe continentul nostru
- nu este capitala, este un orasel mic
- Vineri si Duminica a fost vreme foarte frumoasa, Sambata nu
- sambata la 9 seara era liniste pe strazi, dar la 4 dimineata era activitate si harmalaie
- irelevant dar colegu spune ca e pentru prima data cand a ajuns in tara respectiva
- in tara destinatie exista o singura limba oficiala
- nu este la munte
- nu este la mare
- este pe langa o apa – curgatoare sau nu
- in locatia finala au petrecut 2 nopti la hotel – Vineri si Sambata
- moneda oficiala nu este Lira
HELP! 
Later updates/hints (direct de la sursa, a.k.a. Colegu’):
- intre Basel si localitatea respectiva sunt intre 500 si 1.500 de kilometri.
- durata totala a drumurilor Munchen-X, X-Y si, eventual, Y-Z (parcurse cu automobilul, autobuzul, trenul si, poate, vaporul) a fost 9 ore.
- pe ea o leaga mult mai multe de locul respectiv decat pe el
Alte indicii:
- la intoarcere, escala a fost facuta la Frankfurt
- desi zborul Frankurt – Sofia pleca la 19:45, a ajuns la 23:00 in Sofia (Duminica)
- nu a fost in Italia, Spania sau Elvetia
Am stabilit o regula – nu putem pune intrebari de genul “Ai fost in Franta?” “Ai fost in Portugala?” etc
Daca ghicim localitatea mare si cunoscuta de langa destinatia finala, miza este all-you-can-drink Chardonnay Santa Sarah evening. Un vin bulgaresc foarte bun si destul de scumput (50-80 leva sticla, in functie de locatie).
Exclusivitate: prima poza de la gratarul online
Oct 23rd
Astazi sunt toata ziua la gratarul online organizat de Fluture. Am adus niste sprit de vara ecologic facut de tata socru fara chimicale si conservanti – fooooarte bun si sanatos. Va atasez si o prima poza de la gratar, in exclusivitate.
Daca sunteti prin zona, bagati-ma si pe mine in seama ca io sunt mai timid. Hai pofta buna si stropiti pulpele alea cu ceva sa nu se arda 
P.S. Cumpara cineva o Skoda Fabia frumusica? 200 euro discount pt participantii la gratar
Best lawyer story (worth the read)
Oct 10th
Charlotte , North Carolina
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in a series of small fires.’
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the ‘fires’.
NOW FOR THE BEST PART…
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the Recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
Tutorial: Cum sa spargi o parola
Sep 3rd
cu inegalabilul Teh Blogfather – Zoso, care cred ca pentru prima oara apare in carne si oase intr-un filmuletz. Cat e un tuns in Berlin, Zoso?
